May 2013
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It is 8 in the morning and I'm just about to go to bed
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caraknightley: mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
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theanti90smovement: yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
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kenzis: so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’ kev got the d
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crybabe: wow you have the best taste in music unzip ur pants
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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: itsrainingblogs: So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you” My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.” SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM...
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witchyhellbroth: pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here” #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
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Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
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the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes
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daenerys targaryen is my favorite
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huge-motha-fuckin-snake: gi-nnyweasley: harry-ron-andhermione: professorgilderoy-lockhart: enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit don’t worry i’ve got this no fuck you  can someone help me rn HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
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Anonymous asked: Are there people you know in real life who have a tumblr? Who are they?
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notahoe: somewhere in the world there’s somebody out there listening to Lip Gloss by lil mama and I just think that’s beautiful 
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paradisekissmyass: “You’re a lesbian  because your dad abused/didn’t love you” “You’re a lesbian because you scared of men” “you’re gay because you were too close to your mum” “You’re not gay you jsut havent met the right boy/girl” “You’re __ because-“
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internet-slang: BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE heck heckaroo frick frop nincompoop heckle deckle  diddly darn  pokémon zoowe mama do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma   
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softlokiwarmlokilittleballofsass: in french today we were talking about celebrities that we admire and i said misha collins and nobody knew who i was talking about so my teacher googled him and put this photo up and the whole class went quiet and from the back of the room we just heard this tiny ‘oh my god’
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When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
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