February 2012
Hot guy: You're pretty
Me: What kind of sick joke is this
defensivehumour:
gothbaby:
once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
HAHAHAHAH
benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
flippersteak:
les-artiste:
i wonder what kanye west is doing right now
Probably thinking about Kanye stuff.
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
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OMFG. THE ENDING FOR GLEE TONIGHT. OMFG. NO. NO, I OBJECT.
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interwar:
do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
January 2012
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galifianafuck:
ghostess:
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
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Everyone at my school thinks that I'm a sociopath.
I don't really understand why though.
But, I now know the reason no one talks to me: they think I'm crazy.
In order to get your driver’s license, you should...
More laughs here
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my dad: hahahahahahhAHAH selena gomez was caught kissing a girl
me: dad no
my dad: JFKSALDFJLA THE GIRLS NAME WAS
me: dad
my dad: jUSTIN
me: no
my dad: BIEBER
me: dad
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Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
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Twilight
quicksummary:
A young girl’s hormonal choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
(boozledorf)
I cannot handle the girls at my school.
So, I’m sitting there and there is a group of like, 5-10 girls sitting in a circle, and all of a sudden one of them goes, “You guys know what we should do? Become Hipsters.”, and they all jump into this little conversation about how they’ll be so cool and how they’ll get all of the boys.
No. Just no.
Gym teacher: Okay, we have an odd number of people...
lolthefunniest:
Me:
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