ghostess: writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
Everyone at my school thinks that I'm a sociopath.
I don't really understand why though.
But, I now know the reason no one talks to me: they think I'm crazy.
In order to get your driver’s license, you should...
More laughs here
my dad: hahahahahahhAHAH selena gomez was caught kissing a girl
me: dad no
my dad: JFKSALDFJLA THE GIRLS NAME WAS
my dad: jUSTIN
my dad: BIEBER
Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
quicksummary: A young girl’s hormonal choice between necrophilia and bestiality. (boozledorf)
I cannot handle the girls at my school.
So, I’m sitting there and there is a group of like, 5-10 girls sitting in a circle, and all of a sudden one of them goes, “You guys know what we should do? Become Hipsters.”, and they all jump into this little conversation about how they’ll be so cool and how they’ll get all of the boys. No. Just no.
Gym teacher: Okay, we have an odd number of people...
I know what you are...
”Your skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight.” ”Say it.” a blogger
Why does this always happen on Facebook?
Status: I just had a sandwich. It was delicious.
Comment (from relative over the age of 40): Hello Jim! I hope you're doing fantastic down where you are. I was just looking through some old pictures of you as a child and realized just how precious you were. LOL! When are you coming back up to visit? Your Uncle Jeff and I can't wait to see you again. We've got plenty of chores for you to do up here to help around the house. LOL! Just kidding Jim! How's your mother? I hope you're helping her out and being a good kid! But I have nothing to worry about, you're always a great kid! LOL! Hope all is well.